Celebrities

Will Forte Gives A Dramatic Reading Of Tommy Lee’s Autobiography

Danielle Evenson — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:00:48 +0000

Will Forte reads from Tommy Lee’s autobiography in this new clip from the team that produces the stage show “Celebrity Autobiography.” Last week, I posted Kristen Wiig reading Suzanne Somers’ poetry. This week Will Forte takes on the genius that is Tommy Lee. Watch. Learn. Weep.

For other ridiculous celebrities check out 15 Women Who Would Look Better In A Mustache and 11 Old Celebrities We’d Still Bang. Stay classy, Comedy.com.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, whose autobiography is available on the men’s room wall.

David Hasselhoff Teaches History At Awards Show

Danielle Evenson — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:33:53 +0000

David Hasselhoff’s Berlin Wall rant at the European MTV Awards was an instant Internet hit. Apparently Hasselhoff got drunk (allegedly) before appearing on the awards show. He took the stage, then told the listless crowd that he was not responsible for the Berlin Wall coming down and mumbled some random things in German. Oh, how the “Knight Rider” has fallen.

For other drunk idiots, check out 10 People Who Made It Cool To Be Drunk and 5 Clips Of Staphanie Pratt Acting Drunk.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who had a three martini lunch.

Molly Sims Debuts Her Dramatic Acting Reel (In A Bikini)

Danielle Evenson — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:00:24 +0000

There’s no denying that Molly Sims looks good in a bikini. Sims hedges her bets by donning a bikini when she tries to act in her dramatic acting reel featured on Funny or Die. Check it out, not just for the bikini, but for the bikini T-shirt.

For other half-naked hilarious girls, check out the 20 Funniest Undie Run Photos and 15 Photos of Women Being Douche Baguettes.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who no one ever needs to see in a bikini.

Kristen Wiig Reads The Poetry Of Suzanne Somers

Danielle Evenson — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:50:08 +0000

The idea of hosting dramatic readings of cheesy celebrity autobiographies has been around for a long time. The idea has been recently renewed and pulls in even bigger stars than before. A new live show playing the New York Comedy Festival features big name stars reading the autobiographies of truly ridiculous personalities. Check out this clip of Kristen Wiig reading from Suzanne Somers’ masterpiece.

For more ridiculous celebrities, check out the 12 Celebrities That Look Like They Take The Biggest Craps and 15 Women Who Look Better With A Mustache.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who is really more a sonnet girl.

Christopher Walken Performs A Dramatic Reading Of Lady Gaga’s ‘Poker Face’

Danielle Evenson — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:00:45 +0000

Check out this clip burning up on YouTube’s comedy channel. Christopher Walken performs Lady Gaga’s pop classic (I think that’s an oxymoron.) “Poker Face.” It would only be better if Walken’s fake penis fell out of his pants.

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Posted by Danielle Evenson, who is a good sport.

Anthony Edwards Returns To TV In The New York City Marathon

Danielle Evenson — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:00:07 +0000

The people at Funny or Die must cruising through their rolodex of former TV stars. A few weeks ago they had a hit with Nicole Eggert’s bikini body, and this week they showcase Anthony Edwards. Former “ER” and “Top Gun” hottie tries to make a comeback while running the New York Marathon and raising money for poor kids’ feet. It sounds like a sure fire plan.

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Posted by Danielle Evenson, who also gets tired when she runs.

James Franco Botches Gucci Commercial

Danielle Evenson — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:09:31 +0000

Everyone loves those super sexy and mysterious high end perfume commercials. James Franco stumps for Gucci in this Funny or Die video. Too bad he can’t get his one line right.

For more commercial goodness, check out these 10 Hip Hop Car Dealer Commercials and these 15 Funniest Local Strip Club Commercials.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who loves pocky.

Chi McBride Masters Success By Masturbating

Danielle Evenson — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 19:57:38 +0000

In this Funny or Die video, Chi McBride teaches you how to master success. The secret is to get a full release from all the tensions of your life. Be warned it is a little blue. I have to admit that I felt better after watching this video and buying that pulsating shower head.

For other releases check out How Many Calories You Burn While Masturbating and Doing 5 Other Things and this masturbating cat.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who charges $15 for a full release.

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Gerard Butler Only Has Threesomes! Sign Us Up!

Danielle Evenson — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:22:44 +0000

Poor Alexa Chung. She is so sweet and innocent. Gerard Butler gets naughty in this interview with her in this clip hosted by TMZ. Apparently he’s only had threesomes this past year and never had just one sexual partner at time. Between ruining movies and giving bad interviews, where does he have the time for that much sexiness? Also, be careful, he can impregnate you with his eyes.

For more inappropriate sex talk check out these 6 Cars That Make Women Seem Hotter Than They Actually Are and 20 Things In Nature That Look Exactly Like Boobs.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who is a law abiding citizen.

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Laughable Impressionist Takes On Classic Films

Danielle Evenson — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 23:20:38 +0000

Our friends at the Huffington Post unearthed this hilarious clip of actor (and “Couples Retreat” star) Peter Serafinowicz as he tries to deliver iconic lines from classic films. He fails miserably, and it’s wonderful to watch.

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Posted by Danielle Evenson, who is miserable to watch.