The picture above from “Office Space” represents a great moment in American history — when the character Drew described how, during sex, he loves to give chicks his “O-Face.” We went searching for the best photos of celebrities showing off their O-Faces. You know, in case you ever end up having sex with one of them. (We do hear that John Mayer is an easy lay.)
12. Ashton Kutcher
Ashton is making his O-Face because, according to the Twitter users of the world, following his every Tweet is more valuable, relevant and interesting than following CNN’s. For instance, a few days ago he let his 3.5 million followers know: “U know ur gettin up early when u go 2 get coffee & they’re not open yet.” Riveting!
11. George W. Bush
After making the O-Face, he turned around, was scared of the black guy, was even more scared of the giant beaver, and ran.
10. Lady Gaga
Making the same O-Face she makes after a guy makes it into her pants and she has to say, “OK. So you weren’t expecting to find one of those down there. Since you’re here already, you might as well take care of business.”
9. Kim Kardashian
We spent hours searching for an O-Face from her sex tape. We didn’t take this O-Face picture from there… because we didn’t want to rob you of the joy of your own search.
8. Phil Mickelson
Phil’s O-Face is good, but his caddy’s is even better. It’s always the best when we O-Face at the same time.
7. Jim Carrey
Man, we bet he’s saying something hilarious right there. He’s probably taking a song that’s not supposed to be an opera and singing it in an operatic voice. Does he ever stop!? Hilarious!
6. Rachel Weisz
If there’s ever a Rachel Weisz blow-up doll (we wish) this photo will be used as the model.
5. Lauren Conrad
We’d believe this is Lauren’s O-Face, if we weren’t almost positive she’s asexual.
4. John Mayer
Of all the celebrities on this list, John strikes us as the one who would be most likely to show his O-Face to his friends, like the dude in “Office Space.” He’s that exact mix of insecure and douchey.
3. Jessica Alba
Well, it’s not as sexy as her O-Gace could be. Yet you would still probably sacrifice hundreds of goats to see it in person.
2. Sheryl Crow
Wow, that’s a good O-face. What celebrity could have a better O-Face than that?
1. Sandra Oh
Yeah, she’s pretty much impossible to beat.
Who doesn’t like funny famous faces? Check out the 10 Baseball Players With The Sweetest Facial Hair and the 15 Most Awkward Celebrity Childhood Haircuts.
Images found at Wireimage, Apostropher, Hollywood Chaos, INF Daily, TMZ, Celebuzz, Topnews.in, VH1 and Panty Line Press.
This post was written by A.C. Efron whose O-Face is hidden under three layers of turtlenecks.
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