We guess when your ex-husband sells millions of albums featuring songs where he talks about torturing and killing you, there’s really only one logical form of vengeance: Tell the world about his small package.
Eminem’s ex-wife, Kim Mathers, was interviewed on the Detroit radio station WKQI recently, and, for the first time ever, talked about Eminem’s sexual prowess.
“He’s not very well-endowed,” she said, “And if you’re going to have sex with him, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work.”
Then she asked the DJs to stop talking about Eminem with her. She said, “I vomit in my mouth whenever I’m around him, or I hear his name. There’s nothing left in me for him. Nothing at all.”
After that, we threw up in our mouths… and downloaded the soundtrack to “8 Mile.”
Image from Celebuzz.
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