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Macaulay Culkin Knocked Up Michael Jackson

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It’s not quite true. Macaulay Culkin didn’t get Michael Jackson pregnant. We’re at least 99 percent sure that wouldn’t have been possible. (Note, though, when it comes to Michael Jackson, we always leave that one percent out there. Money plus insanity equals no guarantees.)

According to rumors from the British tabloid “The Sun,” (so you know they’re true) Michael Jackson isn’t the father of his seven-year-old son, Prince Michael “Blanket” Jackson II. No, Blanket’s dad is… Macaulay Culkin. This means that if Michael Jackson were still alive, this would have been the greatest “Maury Povich” paternity test episode ever.

Here’s what an anonymous “friend” of MJ’s told reporters: “Jackson and Culkin were best friends. He was one of the few people Jackson really trusted, and Mack never let him down. Really, Jackson idolized him, that’s why he asked Mack to donate sperm. Deep down, I think he always wished Mack was his son. Creating Blanket was the next best thing.”

Blanket is seven, which means Macaulay would have donated the sperm around age 21 or 22. Blanket’s mother is unknown.

Macaulay says he won’t comment on this claim “out of loyalty” to Michael.

Photo found at The Telegraph

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