In case you haven’t been following this story as closely as we have, a few weeks ago a stunning video was released onto the Internet revealing what appeared to be a penis hanging between Lady Gaga’s legs. This sent a shockwave throughout the entire nation, and even caused some of her fans to commit suicide. Now some of her fellow pop stars are attacking the “Poker Face” singer for using a strap-on as a publicity stunt.
“It’s all very calculated. She knows what she’s doing. She put something in her knickers, a mini strap-on. Bless her if she does have a dick, but I am certain she doesn’t,” Katy Perry said.
We have covered this story to death and have really run out of things to say. Our bosses are upset that we continue to expose female celebrities with penises, and they would rather us cover more important pop culture topics. They are extremely pissed off, and they forced us to promise that this is the last time we will ever mention anything about Lady Gaga’s penis again on this site.
This post was written by Brian Ethridge, who has never kept a promise in his life.
Lady Gaga’s Penis! Lady Gaga’s Penis! Lady Gaga’s Penis!
Take that Comedy.com!
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