We pretty much hate when celebrities talk politics. It sounds preachy, self-serving, sanctimonious and obnoxious… and that’s just Bono.
But thanks to DMX, we’ve come to a life-altering realization. As much as we hate when celebrities share their educated political opinions, it’s infinitely worse when they don’t know a damn thing.
So we proudly induct this almost-unbelievable DMX interview with “XXL” magazine from January of 2008 into the Celebrity Hall of Fame.
Are you following the Presidential race?
Not at all.You’re not? You know there’s a black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!Barack Obama, yeah.
Barack?!Barack.
What the f*** is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?Yeah.
What the f***?! That ain’t no f***in’ name, yo. That ain’t that n****’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the f*** outta here.You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.I mean, it’s pretty big if a black…
Wow, Barack! The n****’s name is Barack. Barack? N**** named Barack Obama. What the f***, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his f***in’ name. Ima tell this n**** when I see him, “Stop that bulls***. Stop that bulls***” [laughs] “That ain’t your f***in’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.But it would be pretty big if we had a first black president. That would be huge.
I mean, I guess…. What, they gon’ give a dog a bone? There you go. Ooh, we have a black president now. They should’ve done that s*** a long time ago, we wouldn’t be in the f***in’ position we in now. With world war coming up right now. They done f***ed this s*** up then give it to the black people, “Here you take it. Take my mess.”Right, exactly.
It’s all a f***in’ setup. It’s all a setup. All f***in’ bulls***. All bulls***. I don’t give a fuck about none of that.
Photo found at The Journalista
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