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PATRICK STEWART LOVES ALPHABET SOUP
Captain Picard shows off his musical talent by singing the “Alphabet Love Song.” As if that’s not enough, he dances around the starship with a cane in hand while wearing a gay little hat.
BEN STILLER EXPLAINS TWITTER TO MICKEY ROONEY
Ben Stiller sits down with the living legend Mickey Rooney and tries to explain Twitter. Long live Mickey Rooney!
BEN STILLER HAS A TWITTER CRUSH
Here’s another clip with Ben Stiller trying to promote his Twitter account. This time he tries to talk “American Idol” host Ryan Seacrest into becoming one of his followers, but Seacrest doesn’t do anything for free.
HARRY POTTER IS A PERVERT
Harry Potter uses his magical powers to sneak a peak underneath Hermione’s dress. We’re having a hard time trying to figure out why he would this. Everybody knows he doesn’t swing that way.

SHAQ WEARS A PINK SPEEDO
After losing bet with Misty-May Treanor (on his show “Shaq Vs.”), Shaquille O’Neal was forced to walk down the beach wearing a tiny pink speedo
PARIS HILTON NEEDS TO SHUT UP
We really wish somebody would permanently tape Paris Hilton’s mouth shut.
ALYSSA MILANO NEEDS TO SHUT UP TOO
Speaking of people who need to shut up, listen to Alyssa Milano try to carry a tune.
WOODY ALLEN QUOTES IN COMIC BOOK FORM
Woody Allen has said so many great things throughout the years that somebody has finally taken his top 20 quotes and put them into comic book form.
This post was written by Brian Ethridge, who has that damn Alphabet song stuck in his head.














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