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Jessica Biel: What You Catch From Her Will Kill Your Computer

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Jessica Biel hasn’t been in a mainstream movie in more than two years. But, even with that vacation from the public eye, her hotness is still burned into people’s memories. It’s enough hotness that people (and by people, we mean teenage boys) are still Googling her millions of times a year.

And that’s exactly when she gets you.

McAfee (the company that makes the antivirus software that probably came pre-installed on your computer) has released its third-annual list of the Web’s most dangerous celebrities.  These are celebrities who spammers, hackers and generally douchey people use to lure you to their dangerous websites.

If you Google “Jessica Biel,” “Jessica Biel downloads,” “Jessica Biel wallpaper,” “Jessica Biel screensavers,” “Jessica Biel photos” or “Jessica Biel videos,” you have a 20 percent chance (that’s one in FIVE) of ending up on a website that’s tested positive for adware, spyware, malware, phishing or viruses.

This is Jessica’s first year as number one. Brad Pitt was last year’s the most dangerous celebrity on the list. For the third year in a row, Beyoncé came in second. The 15 most dangerous celebrities to Google are:

  1. Jessica Biel
  2. Beyoncé
  3. Jennifer Aniston
  4. Tom Brady
  5. Jessica Simpson
  6. Gisele Bundchen
  7. Miley Cyrus
  8. (TIE) Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie
  9. Ashley Tisdale
  10. Brad Pitt
  11. Reese Witherspoon
  12. Britney Spears
  13. Rihanna
  14. Lindsay Lohan
  15. Kim Kardashian

So, next time you decide you just can’t survive without a brand new Ashley Tisdale screensaver, remind yourself of two things. One, unless you’re pretty careful that may land you a virus. Two, it’s not 1997, so no one cares about screensavers anymore.

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