Good Charlotte lead singer and Nicole Richie’s boy toy, Joel Madden, was fighting traffic on his way home from work (Who are we kidding, rich people don’t work.) when he was offered the opportunity of a lifetime.
“Today some people in traffic tried to sell me a baby. A live human baby,” Madden wrote on his Twitter. “I didn’t know what to say. I said a little prayer for the kid. Wow. It all happend so fast. I was trying to figure out if they were serious, and I think when my reaction was not a good one, they just took off (sic).”
Let that be a lesson to all of our readers. Celebrities are not interested in buying your mistakes. Our mom tried to sell us to Paul McCartney many moons ago, and that bastard refused to buy. Which is really a shame considering she only wanted five bucks and a pack of cigarettes. We can’t blame him, it’s not like we were the brightest kids in the world. We were more like the toddlers shown in this video:
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This post was written by Brian Ethridge, who hates Paul McCartney with a passion.
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