We kinda wish Hulk Hogan had been a good lil’ professional wrestler and died before age 40 like all the rest of them. Watching his downward spiral hasn’t just been painful, it’s actually been slowly murdering a beloved piece of our childhood.
Hulk is now taking a page out of the Gary Coleman career handbook… and shilling for a sketchy website. This one makes Cash4Gold look downright respectable. Hulk is now the poster child of some website called GuaranteedLowerPropertyTax.com.
The front page of the site contains a special message from the Hulkster to you, containing an incredible ratio of one corny wrestling reference per sentence.
My whole life I have been fighting and this time I am fighting…FOR YOU! Me and my friends at Guaranteed Lower Property Tax are putting THE SMACKDOWN on disgustingly greedy Florida tax collectors. It is time someone stood up to them, and I am happy to be in your corner!
And the memories of Hulk bodyslamming and pinning Andre the Giant in front of 90,000 people at WrestleMania III just keep on getting more and more distant.
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