Lately, born again Christian Heidi Montag has been receiving a lot of criticism for her almost nude Playboy pictures. Instead of fighting back, she uses God and her religion as the main excuses for her slutty behavior.
“For me personally, I feel like God created the body, and the body is beautiful,” Montag told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show. “The way God created us was naked. So I am not ashamed of it. I’m proud of it… This was such a blessed experience.”
Did God create those silicone pouches she calls breasts? Of course, he didn’t. Unfortunately, he did create that douche Spencer Pratt, who compares the “Playboy” photos to Picsasso.
“Beautiful art,” Pratt said. “Not like Picasso art, real beautiful art, you know what I’m saying?”
No, Spencer, NOBODY knows what you’re saying! Get your head out of your ass and make some sense for once!
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This post was written by Brian Ethridge, who wonders why “Playboy” told Heidi Montag to get the world biggest Dirty Sanchez before her photo shoot.
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