Screw Conan O’Brien’s Twitter Tracker! Comedy.com is the only place for the best celebrity tweets from the dumbest celebrity twits. Here’s this week’s best:
10: ASHLEE SIMPSON
Did you ever stop to think that they were only clapping because they just survived an entire flight with the world’s worst singer?
9: CESAR MILLAN
Since when did Cesar Millan start giving relationship advice to Joel Madden?
8: PINK
Pink is one cow we wouldn’t mind milking.
7: OLIVIA MUNN
Don’t feel bad, fans say that to Kirstie Alley all the time.
6: LUDACRIS
We’re not going to comment on that one.
5: ANDY MILONAKIS
Ryan Seacrest is such a whore.
4: JOE ROGAN
Twitter is hands-down the best free porn site on the Internet.
3: JEREMY PIVEN
He’s definitely gay. (Not homophobic, just reporting the facts)
2: KATE HEWLITT
Stop crying! We stopped following as soon as we found out you weren’t Kate Hudson.
1: TILA TEQUILA
Um, we’re going to go hang ourselves now…
This post was written by Brian Ethridge, who really hopes Nicole Richie sues Cesar Millan for calling her a dog.
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