When singing sensation Katy Perry was a child, she didn’t enjoy barbies or playing dress-up like normal little girls. Instead, she spent most of her youth praying to the Lord for a nice set of gigantic, natural boobies.
“I remember really vividly kneeling by my bed as a nine-year-old, saying my prayers and asking God to give me boobs that were so big that if I laid on my back I wouldn’t be able to see my feet,” the 24-year old singer said according to “The Sun.”
Luckily, her prayers were answered and she was blessed with a nice rack. We just wish she would have been blessed with some sort of singing talent so we could unmute all of her crappy music videos.
This post was written by Brian Ethridge, who sadly wasn’t blessed with anything.
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