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Mr. Harry Potter himself, Daniel Radcliffe, has finally confirmed all of those gay rumors we’ve been hearing for years. Radcliffe doesn’t care what all of you uneducated homophobes think. He’s coming out of the closet with his head held up high.

“I just loathe homophobia,” Radcliffe told Attitude Magazine. “It’s just disgusting and animal and stupid and it’s just thick people who can’t get their heads around it and are just scared. I grew up around gay people entirely. I was the only child in my class who had any experience of homosexuality or anything like that.”

Holy Sh*t! Daniel Radcliffe is gay!? We would have never guessed. What next? Is Paris Hilton going to publicly reveal her ongoing battle with syphilis?

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