Like many middle-aged women, Sandra Bullock has reached that point in her life where she wishes she could reach legendary ‘bimbo’ status. According to a recent interview, Bullock was quoted as saying:
“I need surgery. I’m getting some boobs. I think that’s my problem. All my brains are in my butt, they’re not in my chest. “I want to be the bimbo, I want to be looked at as the bimbo, purely as a sexual object. I’ve been working for that for a very long time.”
Bullock should know she doesn’t need to have big breasts to become a bimbo. All she needs is a rich daddy, a sex tape recorded in night vision and an ugly friend to start a reality show with.
This post was written by Brian Ethridge, who hopes everybody who reads this is smart enough to know the last sentence is hinting towards Paris Hilton.
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