Kim Kardashian was so jealous when she heard her older sister Kourtney forgot to take her birth control pill and became impregnated that she went ballistic and called every single media outlet imaginable. She wanted to make she everyone in the world knows that she’s also capable of getting knocked up.
“It’s been reported online that I can’t have children of my own, and that’s totally false. I said I would love to have my own children. If I weren’t able to then adopting might be an option,” Kim wrote on her blog. “How does that translate into I cannot have kids!? If you read anything online saying I can’t have children, those are totally false stories.”
Calm down, Kim. Everybody already knows you’re just as big of a whore as your sister. We have no doubts that someday you too will get drunk, forget to take the pill and get knocked up by some random guy. When it comes to the Kardashian’s, you’re still the biggest whore of them all.
This post was written by Brian Ethridge, who hopes to be that random guy.
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