Our quest to bring you the best and most humiliating celebrity tweets on a weekly basis continues! Long live Twitter, and long live celebrities who are actually dumb enough to use it!
10. Lady Gaga 
Take your penis and go away! Beyonce is happily married and not interested in hermaphrodites.
9. Michael Ian Black 
That’s doubtful. Who knows it could be your lucky day.
8. Joe Rogan 
Truer words have never been spoken.
7. Jane Fonda 
Isn’t she a little old for hot tub orgies?
6. Miley Cyrus 
Her parents must be so proud.
5. Kevin Nealon 
We beg to differ.
4. Kevin Nealon 
We tried to tell him. Maybe next time he’ll pay closer attention.
3. Rob Thomas 
We don’t go around sniffing toilets, but that’s usually what they smell like.
2. Ashton Kutcher 
It happens. Trust us. We just have to remember to never use gasoline as lube ever again.
1. Heidi Montag 
She’s going to be really disappointed when not a single person buys her album. On second thought, we guess it could be a huge hit with the deaf crowd.
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