Thanks to Twitter, making fun of celebrities is getting easier and easier. Some celebrities average around 50 tweets a day, others post just a couple times a week. We know it’s nearly impossible to track every single celebrity tweet. That’s why Hollywood Fail and Comedy.com have dedicated our time to bringing you only the best celebrity tweets. Enjoy!
10. Slash
Doggy sex toys are available!? I need some of those!
9. Miley Cyrus
She sings on Twitter so our ears don’t suffer anymore. There is a god!
8. Brooke Burke
Why are you driving them? If they want to see mountains just lift up your shirt…
7. Britney Spears
Especially when they’re drunk and hopping in and out of limos with no panties on!
6. Khloe Kardashian
She loves being “soar’? Hmm… I bet she hated English class.
5. Andy Milonakis
Not kinda, that’s EXACTLY what it’s like.
4. Taylor Swift
Why be sad? I’m sure the daughter was happy to get away from that stupid b*tch. .
3. Solange Knowles
I will enjoy, thanks!
2. Jessica Simpson
Well Jessica, that’s what fat people do all day. They dream about food.
1. Dane Cook
I would refer to him as dead, because I would have killed that sucker a long time ago.
That’s all for now. Until next week, check out tweets from Twitter superstars Diddy and Pac-Man.
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