If there’s one thing we absolutely loved about Hollywood, it would be film cameos where celebrities play themselves. If there’s one thing we absolutely can’t stand, it’s award shows, unless it involves Sacha Baron Cohen sitting on Eminem’s face. So this year, we might be forced to boycott watching the Emmy’s and here are our top 10 reasons why.
10. Eastbound & Down Ignored
One of the best new comedy shows did not get a single nomination. We were especially pissed about Danny McBride not getting a Best Actor nod because we can watch him curse and dance to Beethoven for hours.
9. Two and a Half Men Is A Sick Joke
Isn’t fourteen seasons of the same jokes enough? Stop nominating this. Here’s a clip from an actually funny scene with Charlie Sheen from Scary Movie 3. We thought it would be funnier to show it in the language Scary Movie 3 was meant to be seen it, Italian.
8. Real World Road Rules Rejected
How can they forget about our favorite reality show that combines our other two favorite reality shows?
7. Seven Nominees For Best Comedy and Drama Series
Seven nominees? How important was it to stuff Family Guy into Best Comedy Series? The point is to narrow all shows to the cream of the crop, not alphabetically list half of everything that aired.
6. Tony Shaloub Still Being Watched/Respected
Honestly, we loved Monk in the early seasons. It was about a great detective who happened to have obsessive-compulsive disorder and was trying to solve the murder of his wife. Now, it’s an annoying OCD asshole who accidentally solves a crime in the last 5 minutes of an episode.
5. Flight of the Conchords Not Getting Enough
Yes, it was nominated for Best Comedy Series. Yes, Jermaine got his Best Actor in a Comedy Series nomination. But what about Brett? What about the outstanding supporting actors like Kristen Schaal or Arj Barker?
4. Connie Britton Snubbed for Friday Night Lights
Friday Night Lights is the best drama nobody is watching and we especially love it for the outstanding and gorgeous Connie Britton. Although her performance on Friday Night Lights is great, we probably love her more because of leftover feelings from Spin City.
3. Jay Johnston Snubbed For Sarah Silverman Program
We’re happy to see Sarah Silverman get hers in the Best Actress in a Comedy Series category but we want Jay Johnston to get some love to. Coming from Mr. Show, he’s probably one of the most talented comedians one television. And the best actor playing a cop.
2. Bill O’Reilly Not Nominated for Best Actor in a Comedy Series
“Eff it! We’ll do it live!”
1. It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia Missed Year After Year
A few years ago, it was the funniest show on TV nobody was watching. Now it’s the funniest show on TV everybody is always talking about. What’s up, Emmy’s?
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