When Perez Hilton got himself punched in the face on Sunday night, he went to Twitter. Sure, he was in Canada, so maybe he didn’t know whether “911″ got converted into metric or Canadian Loonies. But what to do when John Mayer started offering advice very publicly via Twitter last night? Engage him in a quick therapy session, obviously!
No, not obviously. Who does this? Perez and Mayer do this. So sit back and try to enjoy this ride. The doctor is IN.
We’d offer even more retorts and witty commentary, but sometimes, it’s better to sit back and let people dig their own holes to crawl out of. And remember, everything in Twitter time runs backward! So jump down to the bottom, then read back up to here…
If you think that’s something, then you probably also enjoyed seeing Perez Hilton make news at the Miss USA pageant. And know that John Mayer will keep dating your fantasy girls, thank you very much, while you read this.
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