They say a photo is worth a thousand words. But how many words does it take to figure out what happens when your fantasy world meets Hollywood’s real world? And what if your fantasy is giving a yellow rose to Megan Fox??? Yes, the one and the same Megan Fox who we have seen CGI build a better Megan Fox for Transformers 2, the one and the same Megan Fox who could have a whole calendar full of hot pictures of her almost in her birthday suit.
This young man found out the hard way — and no, we’re not talking about what’s in his khaki shorts. We bet he was thinking: “If only…
“If only I could give her this yellow rose, Megan Fox would see I’m so much more man than Shia The Beef could ever be for her.
“If only I could give her this yellow rose, Megan Fox would see that it’s silly to think older man are where it’s at.
“If only I could give her this yellow rose, Megan Fox would realize that everything really is bigger in Texas. Is Megan Fox from Texas? I didn’t think to look that up.
“If only I could give her this yellow rose, Megan Fox would understand that I am more than meets the eye. Darn it. I should have thought of a better pickup line than that!
“If only I could give her this yellow rose, Megan Fox would be able to tell me she is allergic to flowers, and pesky pubescent fans.
“If only I could give her this yellow rose, Megan Fox would see that I am the Brad to her Angelina.
“If only I could give her this yellow rose, Megan Fox would see that I am woefully underdressed for this blind date.
“If only I could give her this yellow rose, then it’d be so much easier to go home and look up this photo on the Internet and print it out for all of my friends to see. Especially that punk kid who bet me $50 I wouldn’t go through with this.”
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