Why is Jessica Alba smiling about defacing a United Way billboard in Oklahoma City with a poster of a shark?
Wait a second! Why is Jessica Alba in Oklahoma City??? The Lost Ogle, a blog devoted to writing about Oklahoma City (proving there is a blog for just about everything now), found out that Alba had descended upon their city and plastered shark posters all over the place. She did so with help from a guy who loves sharks so much he wants to marry them. Apparently Alba got the idea to save the sharks from making that dumb movie that you only saw for her bikini shots, Into the Blue.
We sure hope this has convinced the people of Oklahoma City to stay away from the ocean. Good thing they’re already hundreds and thousands of miles away already!
Alba previously has taken on great white sharks such as Bill O’Reilly. Her problem is she’s too hot to get movie roles, just like another Jessica: Jessica Biel.
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