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Why Aren’t You Following Elizabeth Taylor On Twitter?!

We seriously can’t tell if this Elizabeth Taylor twitter account is real or fake, but one thing’s for sure it is AWESOME. Our guess is that it’s Liz dictating Tweets to her “pool boy” while she lounges on her bed eating bon-bons and watching black and white movies. If it isn’t Liz Taylor we would like to meet this Twitter impersonator who created the most ingenous fake Twitter account since Helen Keller. Here are the Top 10 Reasons you should be following Dame Elizabeth on Twitter (and yes they are basically our top 10 favorite Liz Taylor Tweets).

But first, Liz Taylor on The Soup.

#10 She loves animals.
May 22nd

I’ve never been double-crossed by a sweet puppy or a lion in the jungle.

#9 She’s relateable.
Mar 27th

Presents make everybody happy. My friend Arnie Klein gave me a Matisse today! Happy.

The other 8 after the jump.

#8 She’s cultured.
May 19th

When in Rome, check out my jewels at the Bulgari retrospective at Il Palazzo delle Esposizioni, the brand’s first in 125 years.

#7 But she’s still “with it”.
May 14th

Just saw “Twilight” on DVD. I want more!

#6 She’s newsworthy
May 8th

Just did interview with People about White Diamonds for Mother’s Day.

#5 She uses it to tweet her thank you speech for entering the Fragrance Hall of Fame at the FIFI awards
May 28th

A thrill of excitement. I’m so stoked! My fragrance, White Diamonds entered the Hall of Fame at the FIFI Awards last night.

#4 She listens to what the people have to say.
May 29th

Dear Fellow Twitterers: Thank you for your opinions on my new perfume’s name. VIOLET EYES won hands-down.

#3 She’s contemplative.
22 hrs ago from the web:

The perfume company wants me to name my new fragrance VIOLET EYES. I think its conceited and like FOLLOW ME. Which do you prefer?

#2 She’s motivated (we’re sure this one was co-written by her “pool boy”
21 hrs ago from the web:

I think it’s terrible for the California govt to retract the law on Gay Marriage after they made it legal. You can’t treat people that way!

#1 She’s got pearls of wisdom like this one:
Apr 17th

You can’t cry on a diamond’s shoulder and diamonds won’t keep you warm at night, but they’re sure fun when the sun shines!

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