So this nonsense is now an official wedding page on The Knot, as ABC wants us to get excited for the impending nuptials for “Derek Shepherd” and “Meredith Grey” on Grey’s Anatomy. Really? Really. Let’s all sign up for the registry and buy fake gifts for them. Recession, schemession.
And then there were Spencer Whatshisstupidface and Heidi Brainsbegoneandbecomeboobs, take three, for the block. We mean, for The Hills. As in, run for them. At least they had the decency to honeymoon in Mexico when people are dying there from a mysterious swine flu. And a world prays.
We could not decide which fake wedding we cared less about this week, so instead we compiled a list to remind us that even in Hollywood, our history is doomed to repeat itself. Here are some other fake Hollywood weddings that we have taken way too seriously.
Luke and Laura on General Hospital. This was a soap opera. And a million years ago, we as a nation actually cared so much about this fake wedding that the world stopped rotating on its axis for more than a minute. True story. It’s on Wikipedia.
Carrie Bradshaw and Mr. Big in Sex and the City: The Movie. She called this guy “Mr. Big” throughout the show, as well as the movie, and yet we were supposed to be holding our breath collectively to see if she’d finally end up with him? Bitch, pleeze.
Any one of the many Friends weddings. Ross and Emily. Ross and Rachel. Monica and Chandler. Phoebe and Mike. Didn’t anyone marry Joey? Oh, right. Rachel almost did.
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