Music is a huge part of everyone’s life. It attributes to moods, gets us through bad times and gives us a reason to scream loudly in our cars during long drives. We have our favorite bands that we will defend to our deaths, but then there are those bands we enjoy… but would never admit. We become closet fans of these bands. We sing their tunes loudly in our heads but keep it to ourselves. Here are 10 artists you’d never admit to listening to.
10. Elton John – This is a questionable choice since a lot of people will admit to being a fan, but there is a large demographic of homophobic tiny dancers out there who will never show you their itunes list, but will admit Saturday Nights Are Right For Fighting.
9. Smash Mouth – Catchy little tunes you spew out in your head through out your day but then realize 6 year olds are doing the same. Sell outs!
8. Pet Shop Boys – If you grew up in the 80s then you’d run the with the dogs at night in Suburbia. You’d just make sure it was dark enough that no one could see you.
7. Duran Duran – It’s a reflex to deny being a fan, they used enough hairspray in the 80s to power China for a 200 years. Then most of them aged well… another reason to hate them.
6. Madonna – Now just a talented piece of bacon, Madonna used to actually be a hottie in the beginning. No one in the 80s or 90s had a record/cassette/cd collection without ONE of her albums (or her sex book)
5. Creed – The band you LOVE to hate as you picture yourself with your arms wide open.
4. Justin Timberlake – You really JUST want to hate this guy… but you can’t. Damn you Timberlake!
3. Britney Spears – As fun to watch as a real train wreck, but try to go a whole month without saying “oops I did it again”.
2. ABBA – Most men assume owing their music is considered a first class ticket on the gay train, but get four drinks in them at a club and watch them being the first on the dance floor during ‘Dancing Queen’.
1. Michael Jackson – Couldn’t someone with at least an OUNCE of manhood been singing these songs? Give me just ONE excuse to admit to friends I owned the Thriller album and wore it down within two years… just one?
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