Some celebrities are better when they stick to the script. But it’s always fun to watch them trying to form an educated opinion, and fail.
Britney Spears – I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada
Paris Hilton – I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off’. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.
Dan Rather – And now the sequence of events in no particular order.
Linda Evangelista – I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to
Samuel Goldwyn – A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man
Terry Bradshaw – I may be dumb, but I’m not stupid.
Sylvester Stallone – The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can’t change. After I die, I’ll probably come back as a paintbrush.
Britney Spears – I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.
Roger Daltrey – There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964.
Linda Evans – Every minute was more exciting than the next.
Jessica Simpson – I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.
Brooke Shields – Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
Christina Aguilera – So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
Ivana Trump – Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything
Kylie Bax – When I’m a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they’ll believe me because they weren’t listening to me.
Brooke Shields – It’s nice, it gives you a feeling of security so that if something breaks we know we can always call a guy over and he’ll bring a drill or something.
Arnold Schwarzenegger – I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.
Mariah Carey – Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
Ted Turner – If I sold all my liabilities, I wouldn’t own anything. My wife’s a liability, my kids are liabilities, and I haven’t sold them.
George W Bush – They misunderestimated me.
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