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American Idol’s Austin Sisneros Will Never Have Sex

Thursday January 29, 2009 8:38 AM

Turns out on last night’s “American Idol” Paula Abdul wasn’t the only one who was batty. 17-year-old Austin Sisneros (who barely made it through) has a secret that was not revealed on the show.

Apparently Sisneros is his secret identity. He is also a very lonely crime fighter who saves stuffed animals. He also will be single for a very, very long time.

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